Every campaign needs a theme song. I submit the following for Mitt Romney's campaign. Just trying to help out.
To the tune of "The Wanderer" by Dion and the Belmonts.
- Oh well I'm the type of guy whose positions move around
Where ever the base is, well you know that I’ll be down.
And if I have a view that isn’t quite pro-life,
I’ll quietly change my mind, then give a speech about my wife.
They call me the panderer - yeah - the panderer
I pander again again again again.
Oh well there's moderates on my left wing, Evangelicals on my right
And Club for Growth’s the group yeah that I'll be with tonight
And when they ask if Huckabee will overtake my campaign
I’ll talk about religion, but not of Gesthemane
'Cause I'm a panderer - yeah - a panderer
I pander again again again again.
Oh well I roam from flop to flip
I change positions without a care
I’m always ready with a quip
And my big flashing smile and really great hair
Oh, I'm the type of guy that likes to flip and flop
I'm never in one place when I see my numbers drop
And if we’re all debating and Rudi starts to flow
I'll throw rights to the wind and promise to double Guantanamo.
Yeah I'm a panderer, yeah a panderer
I pander again again again again.
OK, I might have ideas for a song about Rudy to the tune of Iron Man, but no promises.
2 comments:
I am Liarman?
Here's another parody, sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies.
That site, romneyforpresident.townhall.com also has a link to another parody, "I am Mormon, hear me roar." (It's a few posts down below the link above.)
Like Mormonism, the blog isn't what it seems.
(Funny photos too!)
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