Diversion

On edit: Forgot to mention that Grandpaboy tagged me for this.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.

Don't Think of an Elephant (have to read it for work) p. 18 ln. 4: "It is not useless or harmful for us to know when they are lying."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you find?

The back of the sectional I'm sitting on.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Right now I'm watching the Zips blow a 13 point lead as I write this on my laptop.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

12:10 a.m.

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

11:50 p.m.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The aforementioned MAC tourney debacle. The collapse is complete. Fuck.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Retrieving a letter from my car.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My Random Ten post and the Wikipedia article on Allan Sherman I linked to.

9. What are you wearing?

Levi's, gray sweatshirt.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, but I don't remember what.

11. When did you last laugh?

Tonight at something Kid T does that always makes me laugh but defies explanation.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A couple of Amish made shelves groaning with family pictures and a couple of small wood block prints.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Not unless you count a couple of friends who are weird in a good way.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Standard issue.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Sideways on DVD. Last movie in a theatre, don't ask. Definitely something for the kids.

16. If you turned into a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Vacation property in Chincoteague; lots of land around Hocking Hills to donate to Nature Conservancy.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I'm a pretty good cook.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would you do?

Pump a gazillion dollars into international family planning programs.

19. Do you like to Dance?

I used to love to dance. I find it difficult to cut loose nowadays.

20. George Bush.

Really is that bad.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

My kids are anonymous on the blog. She's Kid Z to you.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what would you call him?

Hypothetical children aren't anonymous. If Z had been afflicted with an X chromosome, he would have been Reilly Edward.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes.

24. What would you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Any questions?"

25. 4 people who must also do this theme in their journal.

Keng, 54Cermak, HHL wherever her damn blog is, Cindy.